Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Wow

Having grown up during the Cold War, I got used to European leaders who, if not always friendly, were all serious people.  Francois Mitterand was serious.  The Iron Lady Thatcher was serious.  Heck, even pinko Willy Brandt was serious.

Now Donald Trump lines them up like school kids.


It's arguable that the only serious European leader today is Vladimir Putin.  Good Grief.

UPDATE 19 AUGUST 2025 16:46:  HMS Defiant leaves a comment about Hungary's Prime Ministor Viktor Orban as being a serious leader.  I 100% agree. I would also suspect that many of the leaders from Central and Eastern Europe are also serious.  The ones in the photo, not so much.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

George Gershwin and DuBose Hayward - "Summertime" from Porgy & Bess (sung by Ella Fitzgerald)

Porgy & Bess was first performed in 1935 and sadly has peaked.  Perhaps unsurprisingly, it was popular in the Soviet Union during the Cold War as a display of American repression - the 1980s film White Nights showcased this..  It seems that the Usual Suspects who control popular culture are not subtle enough to line this into their repertoire of  anti-American art, but whatever.

This is without doubt the most famous song from that opera, and has been recorded by pretty much everybody - Janis Joplin & The Holding Company may have been the most unexpected of these.  Here's Ella Fitzgerald with what approaches the Platonic Ideal performance of the song. 

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Toby Keith - Rum Is the Reason

This is a fun song that could have been by Jimmy Buffett.

Rum Is The Reason (Songwriters: Toby Keith, Bobby Pinson)

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, good whiskey at the AlamoNow that Pancho Villa had a jug of tequilaWhen he walked the streets of old MexicoWhile Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane seasonHe didn't quit because of a girlYeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
 
While Russia was brawlingI'll bet that old Stalin was calling for a vodka martiniWhile the world waited in fearOld Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weeniesYeah, down through the ages, as they're turning their pagesThey couldn't drink the diamonds and pearlsNo, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
 
I ain't getting much done, but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue seaMy whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum, and the sun sinking down on meMy catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libre chasing down with a 12-ounce curlYeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
 
I ain't getting much done, but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue seaMy whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum, and the sun sinking down on meMy catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libre chasing down with a 12-ounce curlOh, rum is the reason, I guessHey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world


Dad Joke CCCLVII

What do you name a dyslexic roman?

Ramon. 

Friday, August 15, 2025

LOL

 

Stolen from B at In The Middle Of The Right, who has some good advice about this.

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Dad Joke CCCLVI

Four Norse gods, one Roman god, and two astronomical bodies walk into a bar.

The bartender says Oh, this will be a week joke

 

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

UK.GOV to US Tech Companies: Put an encryption backdoor in your stuff

US.GOV to UK.GOV: Get lost, punk:

The Home Office's war on encryption – its most technically complex and controversial aspect of modern policymaking yet – is starting to look like battlefield failure after more than ten years of skirmishes.

First tabled by former prime minister David Cameron in 2015 following a terrorist shooting at the offices of French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, vague wording alluded to a potential ban in the Investigatory Powers Act 2016.

...

However, it seems Home Office staff are now coming to terms with the fact that the Trump administration will block any attempt to further strongarm Amercia's tech companies.


Insiders told the Financial Times, speaking on condition of anonymity, that the Trump administration's disapproval of the UK's plans, which the president has previously likened to Chinese-style policymaking, is the main obstacle in achieving its encryption-busting ambitions.

Being compared to Red China* has got to hurt.  But you know how not to get compared to Red China?  Don't act like Red China. 

Remember, Government mandated encryption backdoors are a bad idea.   Really.

* I only use the term to bother the Right Sort of people.

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

CMP Update

The Civilian Marksmanship Program has dropped their price on M1917 Enfields from $1000 to $900. 

Monday, August 11, 2025

When Tom Lehrer pranked NSA

LOL

I thought that song was hilarious.  You can listen to it here. Remember to always call it please "research" ...